about ✦ Placebo
S'up fam, it me, the Placebo, the Panda, the whatever tf you want to call me (whore is also an option). I am one of the admins of this loberly site, alongside Penguin, and I'm legit the most all-over-the-place person you could meet. Actually that's probably not true lmao but like- I'm pretty inconsistent so please bear with me children <3
Your daughter calls me daddy too. ❤
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Post by ✦ Placebo on Jan 26, 2017 2:20:34 GMT
ok this is the second time I've done this my own stupidity better not fuck this up again
*A H E M*
Welcome, one and all to...
PLACEBO'S CHARACTER ASK BOOTH.
*cheering ensues*
Yes, yes, thank you, thank you. I'm amazing. I know. Now the rules of this little game are simple. All you've gotta do is reply below tagging the character of your choice, with a question for that character.
What should I ask, you say? Anything! These lil buggers'll respond to whatever you ask, though not always the way you'd expect. Please don't be upset, though. They're just not good at meeting new people... Some of them, that is...
WELL ANYWAY. How about we get a look at your options, shall we? Just take a gander at that there group of babes and choose to your heart's desire.
- Azrael Grey
- Jaeha
- Arlynn King
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about ▽ȯįḋẅȧḷḳėṙ
*ring ring* New phone, who dis?
"Hi, this is Satan, oh no no, not to fear, I am all stocked up on souls....for now. I only bite a little. <: Uuhhh, I am an INTJ, a pisces (yes, I know, I'm sorry, i couldn't pick that one), and a proud Coloradan."
Im 99% up to chat at all times, so hit me up~
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Post by ▽ȯįḋẅȧḷḳėṙ on Feb 21, 2017 3:02:29 GMT
IM SORRY I DIDNT REALIZE YOU HADNT GOTTEN ANY HOLY FUUUUUCK LET ME SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE! Jaeha1. We are gonna play a game called Fuck, Marry, Kill. Or, for the fantasy version: Bed, Wed, Behead. Okay? Okay. So. I give you three names, and you tell me which you would bed, which you would wed and which you would behead. You have to use all, and you can't skip any! So First group: (Soren, Relin, Ace) <: Second group, pretending you know who these people are: (Donal Trump, Hillary Clinton, Obama) [sorry not sorry] Third group: (Fair, Fallon, Rune) [curious me is curious] And Fourth group: (Kim Kardashian, Iggy Azalea, Whoopi Goldberg) 2. Would you or would you not lick a hobo's toe? [curious me is curious again] 3. If you could be any species other than what you are, what would you be? 4. If you had a child, would you want a boy or a girl? Azrael Grey1. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the most, how much do you love Soren? <: jk 2. Do you ever have nightmares? If so, what about? 3. Favorite weather and why? 4. Could you ever sacrifice your own life to save someone else's? Arlynn King1. Who'd hair is better, yours or Rune's? 2. What's your biggest dream in life? 3. You are a druid, how do you feel about nature? 4. If there was any profession you could do (minus your own) what would it be and why? 5. Do you dream in color? 6. If you could give yourself a unique feature (such as wings or horns, etc) what would it be? |
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about Jaeha
A male prostitute on high demand for his ability to interact well with each customer he meets, Jaeha, or "Hebi" as he is known on the job, is not what at all what he appears. In fact, he's not even human. Jaeha is a yato no kami, a snake spirit revered both as a demon and a god, who on a whim found his way into the Red Light district by possessing a bodyguard's sword. He's able to roam in many forms, though his favorite is that of a beautiful young man and he rarely ever shows anything else, so most are under the assumption that he's just a typical human being.
I'll keep myself pretty, so take good care of me.
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Post by Jaeha on Feb 21, 2017 12:56:31 GMT
Before he could even say "sure, I'll answer", Jaeha had been sat in front of some woman he didn't even know, and who seemed to have an infatuation with the occult, and more specifically, the devil. Deciding not to question this odd obsession of hers, he instead moved on to more important matters―answering her questions.
"Bed, Wed, Behead."
Soren, Relin, Ace.
"Oh, dear. The Councilors, you're going to start us off with them? Well, this is troubling... If I answer wrong, I could be the one getting killed... Just don't tell them my answer, alright? Well, now. Let's see... I suppose I'd bed Soren. She seems, how should I put it... fun in bed? Yes, we'll leave it at that. I'd behead... hmmm, Ace, I suppose. I imagine he's the least likely to kill me for saying so. And I'd wed Relin, not because I actually enjoy his company, but more so because he's the last one left."
Trump, Clinton, Obama.
"...who? Ah, them? Okay... well, judging by these pictures―how did you get these, by the way?―I guess I'd sooner bed... Obama than either of these other two. No, I didn't just shudder... much. I'd wed, mmm... this one. With the corn husk on his head. Trump? Sure, him. He's got money, and that's certainly a priority in my book. And that leaves the woman, Hillary?, to be beheaded. It's nothing personal, of course. She's just... well, you know..."
Fair, Fallon, Rune.
"Mm, interesting group. Fair is the only one of these three that I've actually met, and might I tell you she is in fact gorgeous. A little on the young side appearance-wise, of course, but no matter. Though I'd steer clear of her honestly, she's a bit... dangerous, in my eyes. The Order's not something I'm very intent on getting involved with, so we'll leave her for last. Fallon? Ah, right, the Reaper. In more ways than one, I suppose. She's almost as pretty as I am, wouldn't you say? I guess I'd bed her. Being a gangster, I imagine she's a bit of fun, and quite the step-up from my usual partners. Rune, the witch with the gorgeous hair. I adore her, I do. But considering I'd have the Order on my tail were I to kill Fair, by process of elimination I'd have to behead Rune instead. Ah, how sad... So, then, Fair is left to wed? I believe so. A surprisingly difficult group, that was."
Kim, Iggy, Whoopi Goldberg.
"Another strange selection, I have to say. I don't know who these people are either. Well, I suppose we'll go by their names, then. Hmm... they all sound strange, honestly. But just judging by her fabulous name, I guess I'd marry Whoopi Goldberg. Does she have money? She sounds like she would. Oh dear, I hope so... Now that leaves Kim Kardashian and Iggy Azalea, hmm... Well, neither of them have very interesting names. But Iggy? Oh, god, what a terrible title. Was she born with it? I hope not. Just because of that pitiful name, I'd have to get rid of her. Put her out of her misery, if you will. And finally Kim Kardashian, I'd bed her then? I think that's all that's left. This game is exhausting..."
Would you lick a hobo's toe?
"...excuse me? What a strange question... I mean, there's so much that could be going into this. Am I being paid? Is the person attractive? Are they diseased? Give me more information, and I might answer this inquiry of yours."
What other species would you be?
"Hmm... now this is an interesting one. Call me boring, but I suppose I'd be a human. Or perhaps an incubus, but that's not much different from what I am now, wouldn't you say? So, a human then. Aaah, they're such an intriguing species..."
Do you want a boy or girl?
"A GIRL! Of course I would have a girl! I could dress her up in the most adorable clothes, and teach her to be a lovely young lady... Ah, and hopefully she would grow up to be just as beautiful as me. I wouldn't be too jealous, I don't think..."
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about Azrael Grey
The right hand of the Reapers, Azrael, or "Ace" as most know him, is a classy man with a very odd personality. He always shows the best of himself when around others, save for those he gambles with, and is an inherently fun person to be around, unless you get on his bad side. Though he ranks high in a government rumored to be corrupt, he despises the site of blood, and tends to indulge in torturing his enemies without actually hurting, or even touching them. He's authoritative, but a generally lazy person by nature, and as a result most believe he's just a slacker who can't even carry his own weight.
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
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Post by Azrael Grey on Feb 21, 2017 13:12:42 GMT
Ace had been busy shuffling through his cards when, all of the sudden, he'd been seemingly teleported into a strange room, facing a woman he'd never seen before. And that was the most shocking part about this, because he knew everyone. Questions were being thrown at him left and right, and beneath his clothes his feathers ruffled in response to the overwhelming amount of one-sided conversation. So this is what it's like talking to me, was his very first thought. His second was how to answer these questions he was being asked.
"How much do you love Soren?"
"A solid 9.5. Are decimals allowed? Well, it doesn't matter whether they are or not. Soren's fun to work with, scary too, but I like that in a woman. And when I can get her to gamble with me, she's actually a challenge. That's certainly a plus."
Do you have nightmares?
"What kind of question is that? Of course I do, everybody has nightmares. Usually they involve blood, or losing a game of poker. God, that's even scary to think about..."
Favorite weather?
"Spring or autumn are my favorite seasons, so I guess mild weather? The extremes are too much for me, they make my wings hurt. And it's not easy to lay around when the heat is burning your skin off or snow is freezing your feathers."
Would you sacrifice yourself for someone else?
"Huh? Why would I? Compared to anyone else, I'm more important. I mean, I might've lived for longer than anyone else in this city but even so, I'm not dying on behalf of another person."
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Within nature lies the cure for humanity.
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Post by Arlynn King on Feb 21, 2017 18:51:28 GMT
It was needless to say rather surprising when Arlynn was, without warning, placed in front of some person shooting one question after another at him without hesitation. It took him a long while to actually respond, frozen from what seemed like shock or panic. He was not used to being interrogated like this, and certainly hadn't expected to be so suddenly. But from what he could tell, there was no escaping this. At least not until he responded.
Who's hair is better, yours or Runes?
"Uhhh, well I mean... Rune's hair is really pretty? It's long and nice and it looks really soft, not that I've ever touched it of course... Uhm, so, I guess her hair? Yes, we'll go with that."
What is your biggest dream?
"My biggest dream? That's a difficult one, erm... Do I have to answer? That's a bit of a... how should I put it... personal question..."
How do you feel about nature?
"Ah, I love it! Nature is wonderful! Even when it's winter and flowers and trees are bare, everything's just so pretty and comforting... Plants and animals are so much nicer to be around than other people!"
What profession would you do?
"Another profession? Well, er, I suppose if Father hadn't died I would go into medicine... I've always enjoyed the work of apothecaries, and all the ones I've met are so nice! Or maybe I could be a farmer... I think I'd be good at that, don't you? Oh, well, I guess this is the first time we've met... Er, what do you think?"
If you could give yourself a unique feature, what would it be?
"Oh dear, this is a difficult one... I've always really loved the idea of having better hearing. Maybe like a rabbit! Did you know that their hearing's so keen that they can even hear the voices of flowers as they grow? Aah, I'd love to be able to talk to flowers... I wonder what they would say?"
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Post by Arcan on Feb 23, 2017 21:34:22 GMT
Ahem... Hi! I have some questions for all of your characters, because I'm super curious. *Takes out pen and paper* Now, for my first question! Jaeha- Hello there, I heard that you're attached to a sword, and the man that wields it. My question is, how do you feel about said man? I mean, it must be quite annoying to be forever connected to a weapon. Can you sever the connection yourself, or is it permanent? Azrael Grey- Hmmm, you have a body guard correct? Can you not protect yourself? You are a fallen angel, you must have some sort of power. Arlynn King- Hi! *Bright smile* I love your hair. So, you're a druid. That means you're connected to nature in all of its glory. What is your favorite flower? (Questions are shit... I apologize XD)
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about Jaeha
A male prostitute on high demand for his ability to interact well with each customer he meets, Jaeha, or "Hebi" as he is known on the job, is not what at all what he appears. In fact, he's not even human. Jaeha is a yato no kami, a snake spirit revered both as a demon and a god, who on a whim found his way into the Red Light district by possessing a bodyguard's sword. He's able to roam in many forms, though his favorite is that of a beautiful young man and he rarely ever shows anything else, so most are under the assumption that he's just a typical human being.
I'll keep myself pretty, so take good care of me.
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Post by Jaeha on Feb 23, 2017 21:53:35 GMT
Jaeha was not nearly as confused as he'd been when the first question hit, but was still nonetheless frustrated when, mid-painting his nails that lovely shade of red he enjoyed so much, he was whisked away to the same interrogation room from before. That was an exaggeration, of course. The room itself was rather nice, actually, but that was besides the point.
How do you feel about Kage?
"Aah, I knew I'd be asked something like this eventually. With regards to Kage, I don't feel much different toward him than I do other humans. Given he's far easier to look at than most males I've seen, I suppose I don't mind his company terribly. Though he is a little too, how should I put it... motherly?"
Can you sever your bond with the sword?
"Not that I know of. Trust me, I would have done so ages ago if I just knew how. You wouldn't happen to know any exorcists, would you? I'm sure I could convince one to give me a bit of help some way or another."
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about Azrael Grey
The right hand of the Reapers, Azrael, or "Ace" as most know him, is a classy man with a very odd personality. He always shows the best of himself when around others, save for those he gambles with, and is an inherently fun person to be around, unless you get on his bad side. Though he ranks high in a government rumored to be corrupt, he despises the site of blood, and tends to indulge in torturing his enemies without actually hurting, or even touching them. He's authoritative, but a generally lazy person by nature, and as a result most believe he's just a slacker who can't even carry his own weight.
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
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Post by Azrael Grey on Feb 23, 2017 22:11:48 GMT
Ace had just managed to get himself into a nice, cozy position beneath a ray of sunshine when, without any warning, he had once again found himself in that same dreaded room. And of course he had another person throwing questions at him, drowning any chances he'd had at relaxation.
Can you protect yourself?
"Hah, of course I can! I just, you know, don't. It's exhausting, having to fight every little person trying to steal from me or kill me and take my position. And I can't stand the sight of blood. It's far easier having someone else do what I need done for me. Does that make sense?"
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Within nature lies the cure for humanity.
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Post by Arlynn King on Feb 23, 2017 22:25:36 GMT
In the blink of an eye, Arlynn had once again been sat in front of a stranger he'd never even seen before, who was asking him questions with a piece of paper out and ready to, presumably, record his answers. This one was giving him a lot less to respond to than the previous guest, though, which was definitely much easier. And with her compliment, his cheeks became dusted with a slight pink, betraying his overwhelming embarrassment. He wasn't used to this kind of flattery. "I... I like your hair, too!
What's your favorite flower?
"Oh dear, this is a difficult question... I can't possibly choose a favorite, I love them all! But I guess if I absolutely must, it would have to be the dahlia karma prospero. Have you ever seen them? They're so pretty! I don't see them often here, but it's always been a dream of mine to grow a patch of them in my garden... Haaah, can you imagine it? It'd be so nice..."
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